Screenplay, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg.Ĭamera (color, HD, 3D), Gary Capo editor, Dennis Virkler music, Graeme Revell music supervisor, Joe Rudge production designer, Jaymes Hinkle art director, Craig Jackson costume designer, Magali Guidasci sound (Dolby Digital), Steve C. Co-producers, Kelly McCormick, Tawny Ellis Lehman. Executive producers, Ryan Kavanaugh, Tucker Tooley, Douglas Curtis, Nick Meyer, Marc Schaberg, Matthew Rowland, Clint Kisker.

Produced by Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Chris Briggs. “Shark Bite,” a goofy musicvideo directed by Milligan, follows the film’s end credits and comes across as marginally funnier than the pic proper, in part for its silly rap refrain “Sharks on my jock.”Ī Relativity Media release of a Rogue, Incentive Filmed Entertainment, Sierra Pictures presentation of a Next Films, Silverwood Films production. So-so 3D lensing fails to compensate for the countless deficiencies of a movie understandably unscreened for critics. Gore, too, is in short supply on account of the pic’s PG-13 rating, which renders the attack scenes nearly toothless. Ellis’ sharks-in-a-lake thriller displays little sense of its scenario’s camp potential.

Unlike his “Snakes on a Plane,” director David R. Even more inane is the pic’s subsequent revelation of Dennis, Greg and Red as sadistic shark wranglers bidding to enter the illicit video biz. Sans cell-phone coverage and hours away from a decent hospital, Nick swims to lake’s bottom and miraculously retrieves the limb of Malik, who, as darkness falls, uses his remaining arm to swing a spear at the tall-finned predator he’s determined to kill.

Greg ( Donal Logue), the town sheriff and an air-drumming pal of the two slackers, seems not to notice when Sara’s speedboat crashes and explodes - this after an absurdly swift shark has chewed off Malik’s arm and given chase. Maya (Alyssa Diaz) in tow, accompanies white classmates to the lake island cabin of lissome blonde Sara (Sara Paxton), whose dog Sherman seems far too cute to be chomped first.Īll but certain to survive is Nick (Dustin Milligan, “90210”), a high-strung pre-med student who has a thing for Sara despite her mysterious relationship to scarfaced Dennis (Chris Carmack, “The OC”), a local yokel attached at the hip to his beer-drinking buddy Red (Leonard). Black football stud Malik (Sinqua Walls), with g.f. Following a prologue that lazily feeds on the first scene of “Jaws,” the pic’s ethnically diverse characters are introduced in ways that practically telegraph the cliched order of their demise.

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